How to Ruin your Life....Britney Spears Style

Britney is our wonderful example of Fussy's continuing series, "How To Ruin Your Life."

Let's take a look at our sad train-wreck of a homegirl, Brit-Brit.

1) Always crave something new. Remember that good guys are  ~yawn~ boring! Try new things!

2) Always crave excitement. Be edgy. If it is fun, GO FOR IT! Don't let what people say hold you back from your dreams.

3.) Live for the moment. Let the chips fall where they may.

   4.)  Let yourself go. Don't let societies expectations for how you "should" look, slow you down!

5.) Do not listen to the advice of those who love you most. Also, expect people to change their ways. "The love of a good woman can change any man...." Famous Last Words....

6.) Decide your family ~yawn~ bores you. Go sow those wild oats. Don't let others judgment affect your behavior!

  7.) Take way to many drugs....Allegedly! It is ALWAYS a good idea to go drastic on a whim at the salonTattoo Parlor.

8.) Turn your back on those who love you!

9.) Decide your problems are due to outside influences that hold you back. Throw away all the things that were cramping your style.

Thanks, Brit, for allowing us to take this stroll down memory lane with you. Get to rehab, girl! Quick!

Comments

[Nikki from San Diego]

Personally I love the pic of your new body but I am a bit concerned that your head is a tad big for your body..you might want to see a dr for that or start working out. Great advice..I will definitly NOT follow it! :)

[Honeybell]

I knew that this loving husband and four great kids were holding me back! Oh, no. wait, I'm not insane . . . .

[piper of love]

I love what you did with this!

I have actually been having a really heavy heart for Britney, trying to pray for her sincerely. I cannot imagine losing my kids. I hope she comes out of this shining and new...but it might be a very long time before it happens.

You are a rockin' blogger with that photoshop!

[Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants]

Piper- I admit I ~heart~ me some Britney. My heart goes out to her, too. It is such a sad example of how a few bad decisions can really RUIN your life.
Every little thing we do matters!

[Binklebonk]

Love it! But it's "society's" not "societies."

[Heather]

Just goes to show you what can go wrong in your life when you're not following the Lord. Not that Christians have an easy walk, but one day with Him is better than a hundred years of fame and celebrity. Thanks for sharing your mad photoshop skills!

[candace Martin]

why and how are you so funny?
don't answer.
let the mystery live on....!!

[Jennifer]

Alli, you're a nut. And getting nuttier. :)

[Jennifer Partin]

I Love it!! The hottie snake photo! What is that you use? Photo Shop? Too funny.....I needed the humor today.

[Randi]

hehe....I love it! This poor gal has lost it! Cute post;)

[Brandi]

Oh my!! That is all I have to say!

Yes, editing my html has been quite the journey. Did you really do yours yourself? I LOVE your page! Great job!

Brandi

[Gimpawneenee]

That first Photshopped picture is TOO disturbing for me! I'm sticking fingers in my EYES and going "La la la la la!" :-)

[Mrs. Flinger]

HAHAHA. This is an act of brilliance. I love it. And you look HAWT at Britney. ;-)

[DearestJessica]

Cute post, very funny, sad but true!

[adoring fan forever]

You have SUCH the fashion flair!! Say, why don't you give us some fashionable "fussy" T-shirts, hats, ummmmmm.... you know, fussy-stuff that we can wear? That way, we fussy fans can ID each other on the street and swap high-fives!!

[Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants]

Fussy is in love with adoring fan forever!