In my quest for world domination fame and fortune a decent blog, I have been perusing the expert blogs about blogging. Apparently, I should have a specific niche, stay on topic and discipline myself to post on schedule.
Yikes, I can't even promise to shower at regular intervals. All this time I have been blogging with no plan for world domination or purpose! Who knew?
Then it hit me, I am the Seinfeld of blogs! My personal blog is all about what makes me laugh! Putting an oversized mug of myself wearing a summer hat on all these poor individuals makes me incontinent with laughter.
Fussy and Jerry, we are like this...
Bffs!
Friend of Fussy, I give you-
FUSSYPANTS- The Blog about Nothing!
I promise not to do any of these poses, unless my stats drop. I'll be forced to take drastic measures, got it?
Where will Fussypants go in 2008?
And for no good reason at all...
Love to all y'all Friends of Fussy out there,
Alli
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A wee-little update- I'm a Top Momma today. Who knew?
Can y'all go click my little cartoon header over there? Oh, You will?
How nice! Wow, did you do something different with your hair? No.
You've lost weight, and you look marvelous, Darlin'. Now get to clickin'- if you want to! ;)
Alli- You are so funny. You are funnier than the Seinfeld of Blogs. I think you get funnier with every post. *jealous*
Hydes
Posted by: Hydes Like Us | January 03, 2008 at 10:20 AM
You are hilarious, gurl. Loves it!
Blog about nothing? Pshaw!
Posted by: VDog | January 03, 2008 at 10:29 AM
You crack me up! Really. I am going to have to send my tens of readers over here to see what they are missing.
I love your adorable picture pasted on everything. So funny.
Posted by: Miz Booshay | January 03, 2008 at 10:29 AM
You make me laugh. This was... brilliant!
I have been lurking for some time now and just wanted to say hello and Happy New Year!
Posted by: OHmommy | January 03, 2008 at 10:48 AM
I just found you from pioneer woman. I LOVE seinfeld. The other day I'd just finished running at the gym and was headed home. ...but then I saw the start of a favorite seinfeld episode on the tv. I sat in the lobby, sweaty and gross, for 30 minutes. THAT's how much I love seinfeld. Loved this post!
Posted by: charlottalove | January 03, 2008 at 10:57 AM
LOL You are too funny. I love seeing where you can put your picture next.
Posted by: Jennifer's luvin' Fussy | January 03, 2008 at 10:58 AM
I thank you for not putting your picture on George in his boxers. That would have been too much! :)
Thanks for the smile, and the giggle, and the occasional snorting of the coffee through the nose!
Posted by: Peregrina | January 03, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Aaah, but that nothing is something, isn't it?
You not only make me laugh, but make me ponder life. But not in a serious way, mind you!
Love ya, Fussy!
Posted by: Heather | January 03, 2008 at 11:09 AM
HA! LOL Truthfully though... I think a lot of blogs are about nothing! I know mine is! :^D It's a popular genre. A very crowded niche. But you know, some nothings stick out more than others do as spectatular nothings. I think yours is a pretty great nothing!
Posted by: nancypants | January 03, 2008 at 11:13 AM
You would have made a marvelous Elaine! Call your good pal Jerry and tell him the world is requesting that he bring the whole series back starring YOU!
Too funny~
Posted by: Lysa TerKeurst | January 03, 2008 at 11:49 AM
Honey, you are not nothing and as this blog is all about you and Mr. Fussy and the 5 fussyians... this is definitely not nothing!
I adore it and your pictures are just too great! I think you are on your way to world domination... just don't forget about us little peeps on your way up.
Posted by: rachel | January 03, 2008 at 12:08 PM
this cracks me up.
Sending Fussy some love. Just 'cuz.
blessings,
K
Posted by: Karla ~ Looking Towards Heaven | January 03, 2008 at 12:11 PM
FussyFeld, I am proud to be your BFOTI. You make me smile everyday, AND you've made my ears far prettier!
FancyPants
Posted by: Christine | January 03, 2008 at 01:03 PM
I want to see the boxers pose!
Posted by: Jenni | January 03, 2008 at 01:51 PM
I love your blog about nothing! Don't change a thing. Very funny post, as usual.
Fussy rocks!
Posted by: slackermommy | January 03, 2008 at 01:52 PM
GRRRRR! Fussy as Laia. Roar! I think blogging about what makes you tick makes for better material.
I have a question: do you like Typepad? I'm thinking of jumping from the mothership and wondered.
Posted by: Anglophile Football Fanatic | January 03, 2008 at 01:58 PM
Hahah, I love your blog! Now MY blog? That's a blog about nothing (and everything all at once!). Mine definitely doesn't fall into any niche other than personal, or maybe miscellaneous. Oh well. I still love having one!
Posted by: Devilish Southern Belle | January 03, 2008 at 03:28 PM
Yes, I love me some Typepad. Typepad takes care of all those silly annoyances like HTML & Code.
When you send the help desk angry and not so lady-like emails because you've broken your blog- They fix it!
Typepad does a free (really is free) 14 day trial. I tried Wordpress and I just was not smart enough to figure it all out. That whole thing about putting all my photos somewhere on the web and then uploading was confusing.
Typepad stores all your stuff for ya.
If you want to try it click on my Fussy says get typepad button on the left and you'll get to try it for free! ;)
Posted by: Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants | January 03, 2008 at 03:29 PM
It's not the oversized mug of yourself in a summer hat that I'm diggin'... it's the oversized MUG you put in the first pic that cracks me up.
I want to put on in every photo of me... ooooh, how about an oversized margarita? Yea, now we're talking.
Posted by: ~Sheryl | January 03, 2008 at 03:33 PM
Oh Jeez.. thanks for reminding me I haven't showered today! I did however write a blog entry this morning. Now if I could just manage to get both done on a timely basis ...
Posted by: Melizzard | January 03, 2008 at 03:39 PM
Sheryl- When I hang with Jerry he demands all the imports on draft! :)
Peregrina & Jenni- That really is me! I just photoshopped George's head for the blog. I need to make that waxing appointment!
I'm fussy & hairy, Y'all!
Posted by: Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants | January 03, 2008 at 03:40 PM
Too funny!!! I love Seinfeld too. Thanks for the laugh, from a new blog reader!
Posted by: Aimee | January 03, 2008 at 03:53 PM
Oh Fussy! This was a great one!
Posted by: Jennifer | January 03, 2008 at 05:19 PM
I found you through Top Momma, and I'm so glad that I did! I love your blog about nothing.
Posted by: Karen | January 03, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Hey Fussy,
I don't comment often, but I check your site every day. Let me suggest that your niche is moms-with-a-sense-of-humor, particularly the homeschooling kinds who want to look good for their husbands and keep those men happy, and count on Jesus to get us through the day! I loved your gentle-arts section (although my husband was an eensy bit worried when he saw "testicles" pop up in my e-mail). I personally see no reason for you to divide your time and focus over three separate blogs when this one is so perfect! Just keep plugging away, you are awesome.
Posted by: Alicia | January 03, 2008 at 05:49 PM
I don't believe in blog goals either.
Hooray for nothing!
Posted by: Queen of Shake Shake | January 03, 2008 at 05:50 PM
Wowsa, I couldn't have said it better myself! ;)
Posted by: Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants | January 03, 2008 at 06:16 PM
HAHAHAHA! LOVE it!
Posted by: Kelly~Mommy and the Marine | January 03, 2008 at 07:09 PM
I like the Star Wars poster! May the Force be with your Blog. But anyway, my favorite blogs are usually about nothing. They're more fun to read.
Posted by: Daisy | January 03, 2008 at 07:52 PM
You don't need a niche! You're YOU!!!! You're Fussy!!!! And we love ya :)
Posted by: FENICLE | January 03, 2008 at 08:36 PM
Can I just say best post ever!?! I am so jealous I didn't write it!!!
Posted by: Nap Warden | January 03, 2008 at 08:42 PM
ahhh very creative and funny. don't go changing to try and please me....i love you just they way you are.....
Posted by: feener | January 03, 2008 at 10:03 PM
If I weren't a happily married gal, I would've asked the last few commenters to marry me.
I Love Y'all!
ps- Can I haz spellchekz? Commenters or Commentors? I no haz spellchekz.
Posted by: Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants | January 03, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Congrats on being on Topmomma. That's actually how I got directed here. However, I'm bookmarking, and I'll be back for sure! :)
Posted by: manda | January 03, 2008 at 11:30 PM
Well, if it's a blog about nothing, than it's a darn fine blog about nothing.
Go Fussy!
Posted by: Carrie | January 04, 2008 at 04:48 AM
Fussy's blog makes me incotinent with laughter...and that's not nothing!
Posted by: Piper of Love | January 04, 2008 at 09:36 AM
Better be careful - Seinfeld may demand royalties.
Posted by: Heather | January 04, 2008 at 12:50 PM