Yay, good news, I will do a poll this week with the top 10 captions. I get to start giving jewelry away again. All my worldly possessions will come out of storage in the next two weeks. I can't say yet where we are moving, it is a surprise! I'll announce later this week.
Keep it clean, keep it short so it will fit in the poll spaces, and have fun. I absolutely love reading all your entries. If I become momentarily incontinent or snort coffee on the keyboard you are in the top 10 automatically. If you don't have a caption, but love one, please leave a comment and tell me which one(s) to put in the top 10, K?
Oh, yeah, can't forget- You look beautiful today. I swear you are losing weight. What is your secret?
Love you, Fussy
Bee Gees Auto Sales: Buy the extended warranty and we'll throw in a free concert!
Posted by: Barb Szyszkiewicz, sfo | July 21, 2008 at 06:28 AM
Yes, What happens in Vegas REALLY needs to stay in Vegas.
Posted by: Susan | July 21, 2008 at 06:36 AM
The discount wedding singers have arrived
Posted by: Kelly D | July 21, 2008 at 07:04 AM
Yo! Do these pants make my **** look big?
Posted by: Antonette | July 21, 2008 at 07:22 AM
Who knew duct tape came in such lovely spring colors?
Posted by: *pixie* | July 21, 2008 at 07:24 AM
Larry, Moe & Squirrely
Posted by: Angie | July 21, 2008 at 07:56 AM
Yay! So glad you have an answer to the "where are we going" question! I hope it is somewhere fab and that you are excited...although at this point I'm sure just having a space to call home makes it fab. Good luck!
Posted by: Michelle | July 21, 2008 at 08:45 AM
After a failed attempt at restarting their dormant boy band career, and spending another 20 years in obscurity, The New Kids On The Block are planning another reunion tour in 2028. Sadly, only Jordan Knight (center) survived cryostasis, and is now forced to tour with the clone of Joe Pantiliano and an aging Karson Cressley.
Posted by: TheMama | July 21, 2008 at 08:46 AM
Sorry, that's Carson Kressley. No coffee yet...
Posted by: TheMama | July 21, 2008 at 08:48 AM
Whoa......someone's been buying clothes in the lobby gift shop again.
Posted by: Leanne | July 21, 2008 at 08:57 AM
I TOLD you the pink jacket doesn't match! Now people are staring!
Posted by: Alyssa @ Keeping the Kingdom First | July 21, 2008 at 09:18 AM
Elton John, his partner and their best man arrive at the Mirage for the Siegfried and Roy show.
Posted by: Kim H. | July 21, 2008 at 09:22 AM
Pimps from the not-too-distant future.
Posted by: Sandwiched | July 21, 2008 at 09:25 AM
"Bow chicka whacka chicka" (that's the 70's music that popped into my head when I saw the photo. Not really a caption, but still, I felt compelled to share ;)
Posted by: Ness | July 21, 2008 at 09:45 AM
I'm Too Sexy For My Car
(sorry this song popped in to my head when I saw it)
I thought about the 3 Stooges thing, too Pixie!
Posted by: baloney | July 21, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Welcome to "Back to the 70's" used cars!
Posted by: janet | July 21, 2008 at 10:18 AM
AAAhhh, my eyes are bleeding!!!
How about:
Valet, ballet? What's the difference?
Posted by: Christine @ Serenity How? | July 21, 2008 at 10:37 AM
Disco Fever Mafia strikes again!
Posted by: T with Honey | July 21, 2008 at 10:50 AM
"Queer and Loafing in Las Vegas"
(play on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Posted by: Karen {simply a musing blog} | July 21, 2008 at 11:11 AM
"40 things you Shouldn't Do with duck tape and aluminum foil"
Posted by: SoCalLynn | July 21, 2008 at 11:12 AM
#1 Michael Jackson's secret brothers.
#2 Potbelly convention
#3 Are we allowed to be shinnier then the hubcaps in Vegas?
#4 Come on guys, my pants are too tight, I can't stand here all day and smile!
Posted by: Nikki | July 21, 2008 at 11:23 AM
Ok, let's see..... rockin shades? check. head wax? check. sequins? check. jazz ha....? Oh no! wait, we weren't ready!! Take another one - we forgot to do jazz hands!
Posted by: HeatherPride | July 21, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Elton John convention 2008
Posted by: Barb @ getupandplay | July 21, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Larry, Mo, and Curly, out for adventure in Vegas, BABY!
Posted by: Lisa@blessedwithgrace | July 21, 2008 at 12:02 PM
All that glitters is definitely not gold.
Posted by: Kaye | July 21, 2008 at 12:30 PM
All that glitters is definitely not gold.
Posted by: Kaye | July 21, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Hey guys, Liberace called and he wants his suits back.
Posted by: 80smoviemama | July 21, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Stoically holding back tears upon hearing that the Elton John Look-Alike Contest was cancelled.
Posted by: Marianne | July 21, 2008 at 01:11 PM
Scene from Stacy and Clinton's Worst Nightmares
Posted by: World's Greatest Mommy | July 21, 2008 at 01:22 PM
Charlie's Angels,
The Next Generation
Posted by: Susan | July 21, 2008 at 01:45 PM
My secret? Running like a mad woman after two small boys.
Caption:
"With George Michael indisposed, the remaining members of Wham! prep for their upcoming reunion tour."
Sorry - its long, not at all like you asked, but its what immediately popped into my mind looking at the pic!
Posted by: Colleen - Mommy Always Wins | July 21, 2008 at 02:05 PM
Male plummage goes shiny retro.
Posted by: Jackie W transplanted Okie (Buried in Legos) | July 21, 2008 at 02:28 PM
this just in... ghetto fabulous is all the rage now..."so there will be no confusion as to sexual orientation"
Posted by: Mandi | July 21, 2008 at 02:48 PM
Can you tell us which way to the 1975 Class Reunion?
Posted by: jackie @agsoccermom | July 21, 2008 at 03:27 PM
Limo for Mr. Elton John... Mr. John? Limo for Mr. Elton John...
Posted by: that girl | July 21, 2008 at 04:13 PM
I don't have a caption, I just have to say I thought this one was hilarious:
"All that glitters is definitely not gold."
It should definitely make top 10!
Posted by: Stephanie | July 21, 2008 at 04:26 PM
Right Said Fred Reunion Tour in Vegas!
Posted by: Jennifer | July 21, 2008 at 05:31 PM
Mid Life Crisis At The LasVegas Thrift Store.
Posted by: The Farmers Wife | July 21, 2008 at 06:09 PM
The Three Lame'gos.......(like Amigos, only with Lame'....get it? get it?)
Posted by: Marcy Massura-The Glamorous Life | July 21, 2008 at 07:10 PM
The cast of "Miami Vice - The Musical."
Posted by: Sydni | July 21, 2008 at 07:33 PM
Back Street Boys Reunion Tour 2040
Posted by: Kari | July 21, 2008 at 08:04 PM
"FAAAABULOUS!"
Posted by: Jeanette | July 21, 2008 at 08:22 PM
This isn't what it looks like honey. Who told her we'd be here?
Posted by: Takin' time to smell the flowers | July 21, 2008 at 08:29 PM
Ms. Stingy's three ex-husbands hit the town.
Posted by: Angie B | July 21, 2008 at 08:56 PM
We come in peace.
Posted by: Nicole | July 21, 2008 at 09:05 PM
50% off at Slimey's Shiney Suits and used cars.
Posted by: Christy | July 21, 2008 at 09:17 PM
I told you we shouldn't let mom make our band costumes!!!
Posted by: Dawn W | July 22, 2008 at 12:22 AM
"Single men are so hot! Mostly because thier outfits are attracting the sun's rays!"
Posted by: Krissy | July 22, 2008 at 02:20 AM
"The Mid-Life Crisis Crew"
Posted by: nancy | July 22, 2008 at 09:12 AM
Mike, Tom and Keith were determined to fit in at BogHer in San Francisco this year!
Posted by: Kat - Sassy Irish Lassie | July 22, 2008 at 09:31 AM