Ok, y'all, this one should be hee-lar-ious. Have fun. I can't wait to read your entries! To make it in the finals try to keep your entries under 12 words or so, mm'k? That way I can fit them into the little spaces given in the poll options.
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Last weeks winner of the Fussy bling was-
"Jeff was horrified to realize that he could have saved 15% and gotten the girl by switching to Geico."
Congrats to the Driftwood Collector. That caption was genius! Email me so I can send you some beautiful earring.
Have a wonderful day, Friends of Fussy!
Love, Alli
"Kitty and Grandpa had a pact. Torturing the kids was Feline Payback for all those dress-up games!"
Posted by: Karen Sugarpants | August 11, 2008 at 08:06 AM
No Toonces! You cannot drive the boat!
Posted by: Maren | August 11, 2008 at 08:09 AM
Kitty makes a clean get away after mistaking the raft for a litter box.
Posted by: Jess | August 11, 2008 at 08:10 AM
Hallelujah, Hallelujah! I see land I see land!
Posted by: ~kat | August 11, 2008 at 08:17 AM
Unable to save the children after all, Super Kitty decides to bail.
Or
"Don't worry children, Super Kitty will save the day!"
Posted by: Mandy | August 11, 2008 at 08:26 AM
Wonder Twin Powers .... activate! (sputter) HELP!
Actually, I like Jess' above best so far :D
Posted by: Jo | August 11, 2008 at 08:35 AM
They instantly regretted introducing the cat to water on the day there was a gaseous whale warning.
Posted by: autumn dahlia | August 11, 2008 at 08:39 AM
Smooth water + quiet afternoon + peaceful children + CAT?????
Posted by: texasholly @ June Cleaver Nirvana | August 11, 2008 at 08:40 AM
call the RSPCA. That cat wasn't wearing a life preserver.
Posted by: Julie Power | August 11, 2008 at 08:45 AM
Flying Class 101 Testee Scores:
Kid - 80%
SuperwomanKitty (w/o cape=minus 1) - 99%
Posted by: Debbie | August 11, 2008 at 08:46 AM
That last bump was just enough to scare the cat out of Emily.
Posted by: Adventures In Babywearing | August 11, 2008 at 08:46 AM
Maren I love yours!
Posted by: Susan | August 11, 2008 at 08:56 AM
Apparently the girls idea to take Whiskers out to catch fresh tuna WASN'T such a great idea after all!
Posted by: Kim H. | August 11, 2008 at 08:56 AM
Hair raising good fun!
Posted by: Sarah | August 11, 2008 at 08:56 AM
"Meee-OW-OW-OW!"
Posted by: Jeanette | August 11, 2008 at 09:09 AM
new family ski tube $139
sun screen $4
gas for the boat$235
picture of kids taking "whiskers" on family water ride = worth every penny!
Posted by: Dawn | August 11, 2008 at 09:11 AM
Suddenly, Fluff realized he'd had TOO MUCH catnip. HOW'D he get on this thing? And WHO were these people?
Posted by: Mrs.D | August 11, 2008 at 09:13 AM
Fluffy's last thought was "Why did I listen to that damn dog?"
Posted by: Elle | August 11, 2008 at 10:19 AM
The kitty bikini they had planned was the last straw! Snowball makes a break for it!
Posted by: Wonders Never Cease | August 11, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Ohhh Gawd, my wife's going to kill me.
Posted by: Melizzard | August 11, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Great, another screw-up for my wife to blog about.
Posted by: Melizzard | August 11, 2008 at 10:26 AM
Little did they know that Lochness Cat would spring into action. Run for your lives, kids!
Posted by: Shelley | August 11, 2008 at 10:44 AM
I can haz life prezervr?
Posted by: Stacey | August 11, 2008 at 11:12 AM
I don't have a funny caption for this one. This is just too weird. WHY is there a cat on a boat in the first place? I just don't get it. LOL.
Posted by: Mz. Nesbit | August 11, 2008 at 12:09 PM
"CAT-A-BUNGA, Duuuuuuude!"
Posted by: Nancy | August 11, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Darn! Stacey took mine!
"I can haz life jaket?"
Posted by: Procrastamom | August 11, 2008 at 12:33 PM
I think the cat is behind the whole thing. Here's my caption:
"Fluffy's Evil Plan Was Successful--The Children Would Never Inherit Granny's Fortune! Muhahaha!"
Posted by: Viv | August 11, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Kitty really didn't want to play dress up again after the boat ride.
Posted by: Nic | August 11, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Pleaz pass the motion sickness pills.
Posted by: JackieW. transplanted Okie (Buried in Legos) | August 11, 2008 at 12:40 PM
With a successful drop-kick, the imposing cat was removed quickly and effectively from the inflatable boat.
Posted by: Josh Harker | August 11, 2008 at 12:51 PM
The Flying Pussy Tube (TM)
Not for childern under 12.
Posted by: Greta/Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat? | August 11, 2008 at 01:03 PM
Curiosity killed the cat...or, at least took one it's nine lives.
Posted by: Sharon | August 11, 2008 at 01:04 PM
O dear Lord where do you find these? The picture is funny enough but THE CAT!! IS HILARIOUS!
Posted by: Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas | August 11, 2008 at 01:27 PM
I think I am a witty person with a sparkling sense of humor until I read all these comments, and then I realize I am totally out of my league. I got nothin', man. These are HYSTERICAL. Between Toonces and the Flying Pussy Tube, my face hurts from laughing.
Posted by: MaryAnn | August 11, 2008 at 01:50 PM
I give...
The picture of the children's faces is funny enough. The cat's expression. Hilarious!!! But, being a kitty owner myself I'm just dying to know who thought bringing the cat along for a day on the lake would be a good idea???
Posted by: Dawn W | August 11, 2008 at 02:28 PM
Who brought the cat?
Posted by: Jan | August 11, 2008 at 02:50 PM
Someone else drive - I see a tuna!
Posted by: ree | August 11, 2008 at 03:31 PM
"There's no need to fear, Wonder Cat is here!"
Posted by: Melinda | August 11, 2008 at 03:57 PM
"At least Dad remembered the life jackets"
Posted by: HappyCampers | August 11, 2008 at 05:26 PM
"Nothing like a little Father/Daughter bonding. Who brought the damn cat?"
Posted by: CrazyZeus1 | August 11, 2008 at 05:30 PM
"...and then a cat flew out of my butt! For real."
Posted by: Anissa@Hope4Peyton | August 11, 2008 at 06:00 PM
"Freedom! Sweet, horrible freedom!!"
Posted by: Marilyn | August 11, 2008 at 06:07 PM
Dad's revenge for the cat constantly rubbing his leg.
Posted by: Dejoni | August 11, 2008 at 07:42 PM
"Why is the dog driving the speed boat so fast!?" screamed the girls in unison. But Toonces knew all too well why.
Posted by: Lain | August 11, 2008 at 07:54 PM
The Davis family had their own interpretation on the meaning of catapult.
Posted by: Lisa | August 11, 2008 at 09:21 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh-klahoma!! Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain...
Posted by: Robin | August 11, 2008 at 09:54 PM
"..but I'm as free as a bird now.... and this bird you cannot change....."
Posted by: Rachel | August 11, 2008 at 10:18 PM
Sick of cheapo Special Kitty, Fluffy clawed the inflatable boat and jumped.
or
Oh no! Someone photoshopped a flying cat onto our picture!
or
Fluffy never thought his fish addiction would lead to this.
Posted by: Jenelle | August 11, 2008 at 10:21 PM
"That does it..if I survive..I'm calling PETA!"
Posted by: Krissy | August 11, 2008 at 10:21 PM
Kitty Karma
Posted by: that girl | August 12, 2008 at 12:32 AM