Ok, y'all, this one should be funny. I have no ideas what that little creature is. I can't wait to read your entries! I'm sure the entries will cause momentary incontenence all over the world!
To make it in the finals try to keep your entries under 12 words or so, mm'k? That way I can fit them into the little spaces given in the poll options.
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Last weeks winner of Fussy Bling was-
"...and then a cat flew out of my butt! For real."
From the lovely Anissa at Hope4peyton
Congrats Babe, send me your address and I'll send your earrings.
*and the past 3 week's winners too, I'm late {{shameful}}"
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I get excited every Monday when I post the picture. I can't wait to read your captions. Have fun and thank you!
Love to you, Fuss
Don't bite me! You'll pop my implants!
Posted by: Marianne | August 18, 2008 at 08:26 PM
Cassie realizes with horror that she has joined the WRONG book club!
Posted by: Jenny from Mommin' It Up! | August 18, 2008 at 08:29 PM
Babs was horrifed to hear her bra was showing
Posted by: D'Rae | August 18, 2008 at 08:33 PM
Meerkat Manor meets Hollywood B actress.
Posted by: Jo | August 18, 2008 at 08:38 PM
AH! So THIS is "Wolverine". I thought I'd get to meet Hugh Jackman!!!
Posted by: Mandy | August 18, 2008 at 08:49 PM
"I don't care what I said. I will not kiss a badger for a million dollars!"
Posted by: Lisa@BlessedwithGrace | August 18, 2008 at 08:52 PM
Aaaaaaagh! Badgers make my boobs pop out!
Posted by: Kristin | August 18, 2008 at 08:53 PM
it was then that jill learned that major cleavage attracted wild animals as well as men.
Posted by: Mrs.D | August 18, 2008 at 09:02 PM
All her friends told her that he was a real weasel....
Posted by: Hautemama | August 18, 2008 at 09:02 PM
Fear brings out my inner ugly!
Posted by: Elisa | August 18, 2008 at 09:03 PM
What have you done to fluffy?
Posted by: Nic | August 18, 2008 at 09:10 PM
The results were immediate with Modesty Patrol's new "Snarling Badger" mascot.
Posted by: Melissa | August 18, 2008 at 09:12 PM
Pay the check or we sic the large rodents on you!
Posted by: Sarah | August 18, 2008 at 09:14 PM
Garden party disaster - rabid ferret going in for the silicone kill!
Posted by: Kim H. | August 18, 2008 at 09:17 PM
$1000 of Botox down the drain, damnit!
Posted by: Anissa@Hope4Peyton | August 18, 2008 at 09:21 PM
"When Mrs. Badger of Narnia meets Mr. Badger's Hollywood Mistress"
Posted by: rachel | August 18, 2008 at 09:29 PM
Uhhhh Miss Foo-say, how did you get my photo?
Oh good! I voted for that one - it was DEF my fav. Congratulations Hope4Peyton!
Posted by: Darla - UltraBeautyBoutique | August 18, 2008 at 10:00 PM
Weasel to Barbie: "Got Milk?"
Posted by: Alyssa @ Keeping the Kingdom First | August 18, 2008 at 10:07 PM
First Photo of Nicole Kidman and baby, Sunday Rose!
Posted by: julie schaal | August 18, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Ahhhh! I told you to stop embalming the creatures of the Forbidden Forest!
Posted by: Katie | August 18, 2008 at 10:55 PM
I thought every living thing liked cleavage! Guess not!
Posted by: Susan | August 18, 2008 at 11:54 PM
A giant ferret protecting it's eggs
Posted by: Rachel | August 18, 2008 at 11:54 PM
Fashion Weasel called. He wants his fake pearls back. And the bra.
Posted by: Kim | August 19, 2008 at 12:50 AM
Babs was less than thrilled that her new boyfriend chose taxidermy over jewelry as her gift.
Posted by: Mandy | August 19, 2008 at 06:50 AM
Eek gad! How did that beaver get out of my pants?
Posted by: Shelley | August 19, 2008 at 06:56 AM
All contestants were warned that wardrobe malfunctions would be swiflty dealt with.
Posted by: MW | August 19, 2008 at 07:02 AM
The Beave', trying to stop the wardrobe malfunction in progress.
Posted by: Heidi | August 19, 2008 at 07:07 AM
OH NO! Your weasel is showing... and so is my bra!
Posted by: Goldie | August 19, 2008 at 08:13 AM
Listen here Cupcake, hand over the pearls and no-one gets hurt, capiche?
Posted by: sheri | August 19, 2008 at 08:21 AM
While Tina was playing “leapfrog” in hopes of finding her prince, she came across a rat.
Posted by: Laurel Wreath | August 19, 2008 at 08:24 AM
Little did the Suburban Princess know that kissing the frog would NOT actually turn him into a prince.
Posted by: Sarah | August 19, 2008 at 08:39 AM
I won the "Miss Ferret Pagent"? I thought this was the "Miss Fairest Pagent"!?!
Posted by: Steph | August 19, 2008 at 09:11 AM
Barbara was mortified when she realized you shouldn't wear white after Labor Day.
Posted by: Colleen - Mommy Always Wins | August 19, 2008 at 09:35 AM
"Here Honey I got this to put on the mantle"
Posted by: Jess | August 19, 2008 at 09:41 AM
"I SAID medium-well!!! NOT RARE!!"
Posted by: Nette @ Smiling Mom | August 19, 2008 at 10:30 AM
When bad stuff happens to real things.
Posted by: Melinda | August 19, 2008 at 11:14 AM
"I take this man--Oh dear Lord! It's hideous....get it away!"
Posted by: Domestic Extraordinarie | August 19, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Nancy, dismayed, learns the Stuffing Contest was actually centered around taxidermy.
Posted by: Kristanna | August 19, 2008 at 12:15 PM
Miss Nebraska's talent was to make facial impressions on groudhogs day.
Posted by: Mz. Nesbit | August 19, 2008 at 12:46 PM
And America takes the gold in the "Make like a weasel while you flash everybody" competition!
Posted by: nancypants | August 19, 2008 at 12:55 PM
"Honey I'm baaacck!"
Posted by: trishk | August 19, 2008 at 02:04 PM
When a cougar meets a badger...
Posted by: Rae | August 19, 2008 at 02:59 PM
"Imagine Britney Spears' best friend's surprise when she both fed her, and got her wet after midnight."
Posted by: Andria | August 19, 2008 at 03:03 PM
"Imagine Britney Spears' best friend's surprise when she both fed her, and got her wet after midnight."
Posted by: Andria | August 19, 2008 at 03:03 PM
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TURN INTO A PRINCE!!!
Posted by: Coffee Bean | August 19, 2008 at 03:31 PM
Desperate Housewives meets Fear Factor
Posted by: Sharon | August 19, 2008 at 05:33 PM
Samatha thought mall rats were only an Urban Legend. Oh, was she wrong.
Posted by: Kat - Sassy Irish Lassie | August 19, 2008 at 07:02 PM
And suddenly the Prom Queen realized that "taxidermy" was not a nail treatment.
Posted by: MommyTime | August 19, 2008 at 08:49 PM
Needless to say, Tiffany lost on Fear Factor.
Posted by: The (Almost) Amazing Mammarino | August 19, 2008 at 09:29 PM
You want me to eat what?? AGGGH
Posted by: Carol | August 19, 2008 at 09:38 PM