Oh Hai, I am pale.
I have come to terms with it. I wear 6 pounds of makeup in photos. During the Winter I am a happy, well covered lady. But sometimes I see pictures of my self that make me want to go lay in a tanning bed.
Case in point:
This is Jen and I at breakfast and we aren't wearing makeup sure, but oh my goodness, look at me. This Irish gal needs some color. (the woman who took this picture rawks)
Despite my denial, soon I will have to uncover my legs in public.
The snow blindness from my exposed gams could cause traffic accidents. Be afraid.
I need help from you. What do you do?
The lotion stinks. I always smell like old BBQ even after I shower.
I am scared of the spray tan.
I accidentally watched an episode of the Denise Richards reality show when I was in the hospital after having Jeremiah. Anyhoo, people came to her house and sprayed her and her dad (oh the humanity. it was awful). **Wait,whyamItalkingaboutthis**
Seems like going to get the spray tan would be faster. But does it stink like the stuff I get at Walmart? I get tired of smelling awful all Summer.
So tell me y'all, what do you use to avoid looking like me in the Summer?
Ack, I can't believe I have to show some skin soon. What should I do?
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And, because I am shameless and have lured you in with my albino legs, let me suggest you to go read the Worthington Wire. I link up all the best stories all through the day, and later I see people twitter news I broke hours before. So seriously, just use your Morning Coffee FireFox Plugin (you should totally have it) to show you WW every morning. You will be in the know the lazy gal's way!
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