Mrs Fussypants

Double Trouble Voting Has Begun. Go Forth and Giggle.

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 Why cloning humans never really caught on.

Posted by: franticallysimple

"I really should have listened to my Outdoor Survival Instructor. I think I ate the wrong kind of mushrooms and now I am seeing things."

Posted by: Venus

"when Harry Met Harry Met Harry".....

Posted by: jodi

If you aren't sure who is your date, who is your sister, and who is your sister's date. . . YOU MAY BE A REDNECK.

Posted by: Marie

Two much.

Posted by: martha bunch

"Hello, Fashion Police? We have a twincastrophe on our hands-send in all reinforcements"

Posted by: Heather @ Domestic Extraordinaire

The twins pose for one last photo before setting off on their Double Trouble Honeymoon 80's theme cruise sponsored by Aquanet.

Posted by: Amy Chan

On 13 May 1984 All reasearch materials for the MIT project code-named "Awesominator" were incinerated, it research scientists placed in protective confinement in Cleveland Ohio. Some threats to mankind were best left unrevealed.

Posted by: George

80's magician Doug Henning with his ultimate magical trick -- cloning himself and girlfriend Debbie! Oh, the horrors!

Posted by: Lori

The 80s called. It wants its tacky back.

No wait, nevermind. That's too much tacky, even for the 80s!

Posted by: LissaKay

These were the finalists chosen by Fabulous Nana Fussypants. Congrats everyone!

Name That Inappropriate Photo- Twin Peaks

Have fun with this gem!

Happy Mother's Day- Alli Style!

Hey Moms- YOU RAWK! Let's giggle at my Mom's Day Post from last year-

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Happy Mother's Day to all the fab Mommies out there wipin' noses, scrubbing biohazards out of carpets, and suffering untold indignities on a daily basis. You do it with love and you RAWK!

Rebranding the Hiney

Two weeks ago the world was coming to an end over the 'swine flu.' My mom thought of not flying up to babysit and wondered aloud if Disney would close the park due to the empending epidemic sweeping our country.

Like any loving daughter I rolled my eyes and said, "meh."

The world went crazy with face mask style. Luckily I didn't need to break out my bedazzler. (IswearIdon'thaveone)

But then the world learned that the swine flu was poorly named. Poor piggies were getting a bad rep.

And soon we heard President Obama calling it the H-1-N-1 Virus.

Am I the only one who giggles that it looks like HINEY?

{giggles}

Babushka Caption Voting Time with a side of Giggle

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Nana Fussypants picked these fabulous finalists-

1) No sonny! It goes "You put your left leg in..."

Posted by: Leanne

2) Reggie and Granny Anna finish their jive for "Dancing with strangers in the streets!"

Posted by: Denise

3) After all these years Granny finally got her wish: To dance with a hot man in leopard pants.

Posted by: Lori

4) "Babushkas Gone Wild"

Posted by: Jeanette

5  "I will give you directions back to the highway-but first you must dance."

Posted by: Heather @ Domestic Extraordinaire

6) From all appearances the blind date was going great.

Posted by: Laura Moffitt

7) Babushka always had some funny dreams after too much schnitzel before bed.

Posted by: Rachel

8) Everything was getting jiggy wit' it since Granny forgot her bra.

Posted by: Dejoni

9) Heidi Klum and Seal at their 50th wedding anniversary.

Posted by: Jeanette

10) How Granny got her groove back.

Posted by: April Clark

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Good luck everyone! I will announce the winner next week and will design some fab earrings for the winner.

xo, alli

Name That Inappropriate Photo- Dancin' Granny Edition.

 

Last Week's Winner...(drumroll please)...

"Paula soon regretted having her bachelorette party at the yoga studio."

  -From the always funny & lovely Jeanette*

*Jeanette will get some of my custom made earrings. Send me your deets, babe!

This Week is gonna be so fun...get ready...wait for it...

Now name that inappropriate picture my funny Friends of Fussypants!

{giggles}

Everyone needs an enemies list!

{Hey y'all, I'll be at the teaparty all day and I wanted to share this post from a year ago today. I love this one!}

Recently an article in doshdosh taught me that my blog needs a nemesis. Enemies are supposed to help me rally my base and give us something to stand against.

Y'all know Mrs Fussypants can't be left out of a new trend in blogs. Time to round up some arch enemies.

1) Hip Hop Culture-

It could be glamorized videos on BET or upper class white boys in Peoria, it makes me nauseous. At least we have the Internet to tease these fools for a lifetime. Gangsta=FAIL.

2) The Devil.

This one is pretty self explanatory. He's been harassing me my whole life. He does not get the #1 spot, he has to be stuck here in the middle. I couldn't stand to have this picture first!

3) MTV.

MTV is like watching the on ramp to the Apocalypse. I had to add the rubber duckies to keep my site family friendly!

4) The Doodlebops.

You can add Yo Gabba Gabba, Teletubbies and Calliou. No explanation necessary.

5) Internet Trolls. 

These people are a special group of life's losers. They comment anonymously and spread their misery to all who read. Don't feed the trolls!

6) Irresponsible Parents and their Obnoxious Offspring.

Prime example- the pack of evil cheerleaders and thugs who attacked the poor girl in Florida. It is not only the parents, it is the culture that these kids are immersed in. You can't keep putting garbage in and not get garbage back. ~OK, I feel better now!~

7) All Things Victoria's Secret.

Those blasted commercials, catalogs, and fashion shows. Need I say more?

8) Whiners and Complainers.

The kids and adults who always have something negative to say. Conversations revolve around the latest downers in life and how they have been given the short end of the stick. Avoid these types like the plague.

9) Everything involved with Getting out of Bed.

All mornings are a bummer, but I'll give a special shout-out to Monday mornings. Sadly, as parents of young children we are often awakened to a nightmare of preschool proportions. ~Shudders~

10) Weight.

Couldn't our bodies just be all fit and trim all the time?

So there ya have it, Friends of Fussypants. The official list of my enemies. Join me in the fight against these evil forces.

Now it is your turn! Take stand and  list your official enemies in the comments. I can't wait to hear them.

Love, Alli 

Voting on that gross Yoga Dude picture....ewwww.

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1 "Paula soon regretted having her bachelorette party at the yoga studio."

Stuff I will regret sharing later...

We all need a little humor to lighten the mood somedays, right?

 *Just* because I love you, my sweet friends, I wanted to give you the chance to laugh at me. I am learning how to Vlog, and really um, kinda, um, howdoIsaythisgently, Hate It! I love hiding behind my laptop and only sharing photoshopped pictures of myself. Don't judge me, friends! ;)

I asked Mark (Mr. Smartypants) if I could share this out take with you. I was shocked when he said, "Oh all right!"

So here, have a little peek at me trying to learn where to set up the camera and Mark and I  being goofballs.

xo, alli

Name that Inappropriate Photo- yoga ewwww edition.

{giggles}

 I don't even know what is going on here!

Y'all have fun!

Nana Fussypants will choose her 10 favorites this weekend.

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Last Week's Winner...

{drumroll please}...

I'm a freakin' teapot - short and stout! Here's my handle! Don't be touchin' my spout.

Congrats to the lovely Miss Susan.

**Susan, send me your address and I will make some pretty earrings for you!**

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Are you ready for some shameless self promotion?

{fluffs pillow for you. brings you a latte}

Oh, you don't mind?

Whew, good.

Here goes...

I made new buttons for Worthington Wire-

I love that one. Doesn't she look all fancy and stylish?

 

Love these for all the great blogs I feature!

Also, Daisy is going to put in lots of new categories. I am super excited about adding a frugal living and a daily deals section. These will have links to weekly specials, printable coupons, and one day only special prices from all over the web. Exciting huh?

I am lovin' Worthy Wire. I love finding great info and sharing it with you. I'm not quite up to Drudge Report level traffic (he gets 40 million hits a month. can you even imagine?????), but a girl can dream right?

Much love and gratitude to you for being here with me.

xo.